4 thoughts on “Please Do Not Adjust Your Set

  1. Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and SPAM; egg, bacon, and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, bacon, sausage, and SPAM; SPAM, egg, SPAM, SPAM, bacon, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and SPAM

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  2. Maybe, after your illustrious and progressive-minded mayor Rob Ford has completely gutted the TTC and rendered it dysfunctional, you could start up a transit system relying on spam-fueled swanboats.

    We must continue to look on the bright side of things.

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  3. Maybe the spam has been generated from Rob Ford’s auto-answer e-mail system, that contains such prose such as:

    “As I promised during the mayoral election, I am dedicated to delivering customer service excellence, creating a transparent and accountable government, reducing the size and cost of government and building a transportation city.…”

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